Archives: 2008 August
  • Yukio Mishima rules so hard

    August 31st, 2008

    Women can bring nothing into the world but children. Men can father all kinds of things besides children. Creation, reproduction, and propagation are all male capabilities. Feminine pregnancy is but a part of child rearing. This is an old truth.

    Women’s jealousy is simple jealousy of creativity. A woman who bears a son and brings him up tastes the honeyed joy of revenge against creativity. When she stands in the way of creation she feels she has something to live for. The craving for luxury and spending is a destructive craving. Everywhere you look, feminine instincts win out. Originally capitalism was a male theory, a reproductive theory. Then feminine thinking ate away at it. Capitalism changed into a theory of extravagance. Thanks to this Helen, war finally came into being. In the far distant future, communism too will be destroyed by woman.

    Woman survives everywhere and rules like the night. Her nature is on the highest pinnacle of baseness. She drags all values down into the slough of sentiment. She is entirely incapable of comprehending doctrine: ‘-istic’, she can undestand; ‘-ism’, she cannot fathom. Lacking in originality she can’t even comprehend the atmosphere. All she can figure out is the smell. She smells as a pig does. Perfume is a masculine invention designed to improve woman’s sense of smell. Thanks to it, man escapes being sniffed out by woman.

    Woman’s sexual charm, her coquettish instincts, all the powers of her sexual attraction, prove that woman is a useless creature. Something useful would have no need of coquetries. What a waste it is that man insists on being attracted by woman! What disgrace it brings down upon man’s spiritual powers! Woman has no soul; she can only feel. What is called majestic feeling is the most laughable of paradoxes, a self-made tapeworm. The majesty of motherhood that once in a while develops and shocks people has no truth in relation to spirit. It is no more than a physiological phenomenon, essentially no different from the self-sacrificing mother love seen in animals. In short, spirit must be viewed as the special characteristic that differentiates man from the animals. It is the only essential difference.

    -Shunsuké in Forbidden Colors

  • started a new sketchbook today

    August 29th, 2008

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  • There’s too many cereals

    August 29th, 2008

    sorta a half-update, but this is really good

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    http://brokenpants.com/comics/random/cereal.html

  • some new comics

    August 27th, 2008

    Well I haven’t updated in a long time, but here are some new comics:

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    http://brokenpants.com/comics/

    The first six in the ‘comics’ column and the first five in the ‘doodles’ column are new. Check out this and this, they’re some of the better ones.

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    also I got a twitter if you’re into that http://twitter.com/extranapkins

  • I’m so rope they call me Mr Roper

    August 15th, 2008

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  • big news in disco

    August 14th, 2008

    Just a reminder, my radio show is on this and every Thursday night, 9-10pm on wnur 89.3fm… but then AFTER that:

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    I’m so excited! Their Fabriclive mix was one of the best releases of 2007, and they’re always cool on Beats in Space, so it should be an awesome night.

    Oh and here are two old Disco Demolition Night playlists before I get even more behind on posting them:

    August 7th, 2008

    Lo-Fi Fnk - Steppin Out (Two Beauties from Hot Chip)
    Delia & Gavin -Relevee (Carl Craig remix)
    Phreek - May My Love Be With You
    Arthur Russell - Springfield (DFA remix)
    Barbara Law - Take All of Me
    Gichy Dan - Cowboys and Gangsters
    Edward Starr - Contact
    Til Tuesday - Voices Carry

    oh yeah and then two weeks ago was an impromptu special double version! hooray

    July 31st, 2008

    Black Dice -Cone Toaster
    Watussi -If All We Had Was Love
    Rune Linbaek - Afrika
    Right Direction - Midnight Rhythm
    Talking Drums - Courage
    Eddie Kendricks - Keep On Truckin’
    Ednah Holt - Serious, Sirius Space Party
    Kebekelektrik - War Dance (Special Greg Wilson re-edit)
    Number One Ensemble - Flor de Coca
    Glass Candy - Iko
    TW Funkmasters - Love Money
    Alan Braxe - Mona Lisa’s Child (Fred Falke mix)
    Chantel Curtis - Hit a Man
    Wizzdom - Free Bass
    Lindstrom and Prins Thomas - Claudio
    Banbarra - Shack Up

    Wow! What a lot of songs.

  • Pork Chop Robinson #4

    August 10th, 2008

    It was actually done like two weeks ago, but I just got the time / ability to post about it here.

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    Pork Chop Robinson #4

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    Hooray! Better than ever - denser, weirder, better drawings, more full of pathos / wisdom / scathing indictments of humanity’s follies and foibles than ever before. It’s at Quimby’s and Comix Revolution and my house… ask for it by name!

    PCR3 sold eight out of ten consignment copies in three months, and I gave away or sold or traded more than sixty of the hundred I put together. Overall I’m pretty happy with it.

    I’ve got some plans for the future involving my drawings, including but not limited to PCR5… keep ya peepers peeled. Much love.

    http://brokenpants.com/comics/

  • just got the internet back

    August 8th, 2008

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