« Thank you for this punk rock. | Home | in a place »

  • I got in a fight with René Descartes

    September 25th, 2006

    I was just hanging out at the bar wearing my FUCK DUALSIM shirt and he and his entourage were there getting kind of rowdy, and they kept giving me these looks all night. Later when I passed them on my way to the can I felt a spitball hit me in the back of the head and heard their muffled laughter, so I turned around real slow and said, “Is there a problem here, gentlemen?” and they were like no so I was like, “Whatever, the scientific method is the only way to obtain knowledge about the world anyway…” Well, Descartes’ face went beat red, and he started sputtering and taking off his weird little French gloves he always wears, so I just punched him in the face then made a sweet pun about metaphysics and how his face met-a-fist. I forget the exact wording but it was a pretty sweet pun and everybody cheered, then I ran to the bathroom because I still really had to go.

    stopmakingsteve Posted insaying swears |

Leave a Reply